"A coconut fell on it." -- 21.9Kb

"Well, I'm not hiding one where you're looking, I said." -- 23.2Kb

"Oh, no, no, no, no...no." -- 16.7Kb

"Does the boy know how to flute?" -- 17.9Kb

"If that'd been the real thing, you'd be in the Tower of London." -- 27.2Kb

The "Queen" and her "Prince Consort" attempt to free his sword from the lift. -- 24.4Kb

"He's wearin' Grace Brothers Y-fronts!" -- 25.4Kb

Preparing to meet the Men's Wear staff.... -- 26.2Kb

"It gives me great pleasure...."  "It gives me great pleasure...." -- 17.5Kb

"Oh, Mr. Lucas!" -- 28.5Kb

Before Mrs. Slocombe knocked off the flowerpot. -- 36.1Kb

36. The Club

Humphries faints after seeing the flexi-briefs. -- 16.1Kb

"It's like your pacemaker...." -- 18.2Kb

"Just cut that out!" -- 18.8Kb

"I'm holding my breath, now be careful!" -- 22.7Kb

A ticklish moment for Humphries as Slocombe cuts the paper.... -- 23.8Kb

"You wouldn't dare!" -- 22.2Kb

Peacock gets Mrs. Slocombe.... -- 21.0Kb

...who in turn showers Mr. Humphries. -- 22.1Kb

Mr. Rumbold gets his. -- 27.0Kb

37. Do You Take This Man?

"Is that me?" -- 18.6Kb

"My mind is made up, firm as concrete.  No matter what anyone says, I won't budge." -- 19.4Kb

"Well done, Dear." -- 20.7Kb

"I've got to alter a dress--no, not for me, Dear, for a colleague...a female colleague." -- 19.4Kb

"We've got a bit of a problem here." -- 23.4Kb

"He's havin' to take an encore." -- 27.7Kb

"Do you know what he's givin' us?  A house."

"How do we look?" -- 26.9Kb

"Perhaps I'm supposed to carry it up the aisle." -- 27.0Kb

"I'd marry her meself, but I think she's got enough trouble." -- 19.0Kb

"Mr. Tebbs--I nominate you."  "To find a Greek vicar?"  "No, to be one." -- 26.9Kb

"Blimey!  Archbishop Halitosis!" -- 20.9Kb

The happy couple is doused with holy perfume. -- 27.9Kb

"I now pronounce you manos and wifos." -- 26.8Kb

The bridal dance.... -- 24.0Kb

23.2 Kb

38. Shedding the Load

"I've never seen that happen before." -- 22.4Kb

"She said, 'Have any of your constables reported seeing this lady's pussy?'" -- 24.2Kb

Mr. Humphries gets the wrong idea about Peacock. -- 20.9Kb

20.8Kb

"They say there are more than the acceptable number of mouse hairs in them." -- 21.4Kb

"All that green stuff is full of big bugs with long, wavy arms."  "Don't!  I've got some in the cupboard--my mother's alone in the house." -- 17.6Kb

"Why don't you work on your Battle of Hastings tapestry?" -- 19.9Kb

"You're full of old-world charm today, aren't you?" -- 21.0Kb

"Oh!  So it's all comin' out now, is it?" -- 20.7Kb

21.1Kb

"Oh!  I see you've managed to hang on to your shirts, then."  "Not entirely." -- 24.9Kb

"I'm young Mr. Tebbs." -- 14.5Kb

The staff nobly resign en masse.... -- 30.8Kb

"I'm free." -- 22.1Kb

Slocombe and Humphries get themselves sacked. -- 28.2Kb

"No they're not--I've always wanted to do that.  Have a piece of cake." -- 29.3Kb

39. A Bliss Girl

The poor nun is about to get a free show. -- 21.2Kb

"You'll never believe the trouble I had getting here." -- 27.6Kb

"I thought I'd turn right with the sluice and come in with the tide." -- 19.8Kb

"He'd say, 'I knew, I told you.'" -- 29.9Kb

"No, just boys." -- 23.5Kb

Mr. Humphries tries to stuff a bra... -- 19.6Kb

...with some rather unexpected results. -- 27.2Kb

"At the moment, I'm riveted to the spot." -- 28.1Kb

Humphries tries to make a sale. -- 19.3Kb

Still working hard to sell the coat. -- 21.9Kb

Going above the call of duty. -- 31.3Kb

40. Happy Returns

"You've got odd socks on." -- 16.4Kb

"May I congratulate you, sir, on gettin' some of it in the plate." -- 27.2Kb

"Mr. Lucas, why has Little Boy Blue got a plastic Mac on?" -- 30.5Kb

"You've done that before, haven't you?" -- 24.5Kb

"You're supposed to be Miss Muffet." -- 29.4Kb

"Mr. Rumbold, to the piano." -- 30.6Kb

"I'll smack your legs in a minute!" -- 26.4Kb

"Fairy prince." -- 27.4Kb

The fairy prince makes his entrance.... -- 26.0Kb

29.0Kb

Captain Peacock as the toy soldier. -- 30.6Kb

"Steppin' out with my baby...." -- 26.7Kb

38.1Kb

"There'll be smooth sailing 'cause I'm trimmin' my sails..." -- 22.1Kb

"...in my top hat and my white tie and my tails..." -- 23.3Kb

"...steppin' out, with my baby..." -- 21.7Kb

"...can't be bad 'cause he's in white..." -- 20.0Kb

"...ask him when will the day be..." -- 21.7Kb

"...the big day may be tonight!" -- 23.6Kb

Mr. Grace's birthday party. -- 34.2Kb