07. The Clock

"It's good and snug in the front."  "Why don't you check the back?" -- 17.1Kb

"It's snug in the back as well." -- 16.7Kb

The "Pussy Boots" display explodes. -- 20.3Kb

"You know perfectly well that if Grace Brothers were going to announce your retirement, Young Mr. Grace would attend the dinner personally." -- 16.5Kb

"Did I hear something ticking?" -- 14.7Kb

Mr. Rumbold frantically tries to shut off the clock. -- 9.79Kb

But it's too late...Mr. Grainger hears the cuckoo. -- 10.7Kb

"I heard the cuckoo in Mr. Rumbold's office." -- 14.4Kb

"Hello, Wilberforce." -- 18.0Kb

"Hello, James." -- 18.6Kb

"You know what they say about vodka, Mrs. Slocombe: one's all right, two's the most, three under the table, four under the host." -- 21.6Kb

"Strange how potent sheet music is." -- 16.6Kb

"We haven't got to that part yet, Mrs. Slocombe."  "Oh!  Ho, ho, ho, ho." -- 19.1Kb

"Ladies and gentlemen...." -- 23.3Kb

"How very nice of you all." -- 16.3Kb

08. Cold Comfort

"Oh!  It's the masked stranger.  Take my body but leave my jewels alone." -- 15.0 Kb

"My ballpoint'll never function in this weather." -- 15.7 Kb

"Mr. Humphries, what are you doing?" -- 16.0 Kb

"They're a pair of Mr. Grainger's long johns." -- 21.5 Kb

Lucas tries another idea to stay warm... -- 16.0 Kb

...while Mrs. Slocombe has a nip of brandy. -- 21.3 Kb

Lucas puts out the fire in Mr. Rumbold's office. -- 21.4 Kb

Captain Peacock gets the wrong perfume bottle. -- 15.0 Kb

09. The Think Tank

"At Grace Brothers, bowler hats are reserved for departmental heads and above." -- 15.8Kb

"At Grace Brothers, hombergs are reserved for senior floor staff." -- 16.9Kb

"The junior floor staff will wear a trilby or a cap." -- 18.0Kb

"Mmmm...isn't that lovely?" -- 21.8Kb

Mr. Mash tries to clean the mannequin. -- 19.3Kb

"Are we going to see girls in corsets?" -- 15.9Kb

"And I'm extra." -- 15.3Kb

"Note the cherries." -- 20.5Kb

"How graceful!" -- 19.6Kb

"Concealed pocket for the key to the executive loo." -- 19.7Kb

"Cor, blimey!  Ain't there no privacy anywhere?" -- 19.2Kb

"You should get yourself a bowler hat and wear it all the time." -- 20.1Kb

10. Big Brother

"How typically feminine...tryin' to pull the wool over me eyes." -- 19.6 Kb

"Good morning, sir.  Can I help you?" -- 20.2 Kb

"I can see it now--despite fatal gunshot wounds, fearless floorwalker saves 42 long." -- 17.8 Kb

"Ooh, you're as weak as water...weak as water!" -- 19.5 Kb

"Listen, those cameras have got to go, right?" -- 17.8 Kb

11. Hoorah for the Holidays

"I'll take the customer into the changing room, Mr. Grainger, and put his clothes on a coat hanger." -- 14.8Kb

"Where was that, exactly?" -- 18.1Kb

Captain Peacock gets a surprise. -- 17.6Kb

"We're just going to take a shaving off the legs, sir."  "About eight inches." -- 17.9Kb

"I think this is yours, sir." -- 22.0Kb

The kung-fu robe goes to Humphries' head. -- 21.8Kb

"And close your eyes and curl up small...." -- 21.2Kb

"God bless you, father." -- 19.4Kb

Rumbold presents the choices for the holiday. -- 17.8kb

However, the staff aren't very enthused. -- 20.0Kb

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