"I am tryin' to ascertain, Captain Peacock, who placed an order for 27 galvanized buckets." -- 21.4K

"Ah so!" -- 24.5Kb

"Excuse me--phony lingy." -- 22.8Kb

Humphries reads the Japanese customer's palm. -- 20.1Kb

"Well, something like that." -- 16.5Kb

"Quite often I dream I'm flyin' around in the air with no clothes on." -- 19.8Kb

"I see a man at your feet...he's tall and distinguished." -- 21.6Kb

"I see an opportunity...something to do with your job." -- 22.1Kb

"I see you, as it were, climbing a ladder...and then a door opens, and you're wearing a new hat." -- 16.3Kb

"Anybody can stand there with his nose in the air, looking stupid!" -- 21.0Kb

"It's a turning point in your career." -- 20.4Kb

"It said, 'Beware of a bald man with big ears.'" -- 21.6Kb

Humphries' prediction holds true. -- 20.1Kb

"I think this would be a very good time for me to leave my body." -- 18.8Kb

13. Coffee Morning

"What makes you think you'll do any better tonight?"  "I've unscrewed the door handle." -- 17.6K

"Now it's clunk, click, strip off quick." -- 16.7Kb

"Well, you'll find no difficulty in that...you're two-faced." -- 14.5Kb

"He's taken the handle off the car door so he can bend her to his will." -- 18.0Kb

"I agree with Mrs. Slocombe.  I think we should all refuse to sign." -- 18.8Kb

"I'm sorry, Captain Peacock, but I must refuse to sign your book." -- 20.4Kb

Humphries and Lucas look on as Grainger refuses to sign. -- 16.9Kb

"Well, I think you all ought to sign something to say you won't sign it." -- 15.8Kb

"Put it down."  "I thought you said don't put it down." -- 14.9Kb

"Unless the management meet our demands, we take action." -- 17.8Kb

"But my undies will get all smutty!" -- 17.8Kb

"What's good enough for me is good enough for you." -- 20.0Kb

"I always rather enjoyed my walk to the canteen." -- 21.3Kb

"Mr. Mash...." -- 14.5Kb

14. Up, Captain Peacock

"Where are they?"  "They've gone down to the basement with your medal."  "Oh, how stupid!" -- 20.1Kb

"We seek him here, we seek him there...it's like looking for the Scarlet Pimpernel." -- 19.7Kb

"It's the key to the executive washroom." -- 18.0Kb

"The key the the executive washroom?!" -- 14.7Kb

"How does it look, Mr. Humphries?"  "Awful." -- 21.4Kb

"Pompous twit!" -- 22.0Kb

After Mrs. Slocombe altered the display.... -- 23.4Kb

"What do you think?  Is it me?" -- 21.4Kb

"Hitch your skirt up and speak with a Scottish accent." -- 23.0Kb

"I'll smack your wrist in a minute." --  18.5Kb

SLUUUURRRP! -- 18.4Kb

Watching Mr. Grainger eat is always an adventure. -- 25.3Kb

Mrs. Slocombe kills the bug on her lettuce. -- 24.6Kb

"Snorkel for Mr. Grainger." -- 17.0Kb

"Don't get up." -- 18.8Kb

"You're doing very well." -- 21.2Kb

15. Cold Store

"This is Mr. Lucas...the Robert Redford of the Ready-Mades." -- 21.6Kb

"You don't get the day off here, not even if you're paralyzed.  They put a coat on you and use you as a dummy." -- 21.5Kb

"I brought my flask full of rum and pep." -- 19.9Kb

"Mr. Lucas...you're dribbling." -- 20.5Kb

"It's usually caused by the placing of soap under the tongue." -- 17.2Kb

"Oh, damn!" -- 16.9Kb

"It's all 'go' here today." -- 16.4Kb

"And down here we've got Y-fronts." -- 20.3Kb

"Don't move."  "Oh!  I won't!" -- 22.6Kb

"Would you walk this way, sir?" -- 18.7Kb

Humphries' bad back won't let him take the customer's inside leg. -- 20.3Kb

"Miss Brahms?" -- 19.8Kb

"Stand at ease!" -- 25.6Kb

Made the sale! -- 22.8Kb

"I'm sure you won't mind folding the hort." -- 18.8Kb

"You can forget about your pleasures, as well." -- 16.8Kb

16. Wedding Bells

"No Parking." -- 20.7 Kb

"Why don't you try another swing, sir?" -- 18.9 Kb

"It's like pullin' a Christmas cracker, isn't it?"  "I wonder who's going to get the novelty?" -- 19.4K

"My toupee...." -- 15.9 Kb

"...you've lost it!" -- 16.0 Kb

"There's somebody here at Grace Brothers who I've had my eye on for some time." -- 18.6 Kb

"One of them stayed for sherry and showed me how his handcuffs worked." -- 14.7 Kb

"How nice your hair looks, Mrs. Slocombe." -- 19.7 Kb

"If you ask me, I think she'll have her hands full." -- 19.9 Kb

"It's a trifle formal for afternoon tea, don't you think?" -- 21.5 Kb

"A remarkable garment indeed." -- 16.8 Kb

"Pick the honeymoon suite on the ground floor.  One flight of stairs and he won't get his breath back until after breakfast." -- 18.6 Kb

"I turned him down." -- 18.8 Kb

17. German Week

"I haven't sold one of these in fifteen years." -- 17.5 Kb

"I suppose it'd come in quite handy for fighting your way to the bar at the end." --  18.0 Kb

"You could carry a lot of coal in these." -- 22.8 Kb

"I'm getting a lot of air but very little authority." -- 17.5 Kb

"My feet have been giving me hell after all of that dancing." -- 24.9 Kb

Mrs. Slocombe hits the German wine. -- 25.1 Kb

"The men are behind me, sir."  "But you've got to do the dance." -- 25.0 Kb

"Wait a minute!  You don't do it like that!" -- 27.5 Kb

The grand finale of the folk dance. -- 26.6 Kb

18. Shoulder to Shoulder

"Who is this?  What do you mean, 'You can't guess?'" -- 15.0 kb

"'A' difficulty way of finding anything." -- 20.3 kb

"Hold it between the thumb and forefinger of the left hand." -- 23.2 kb

"Would you use your senior position to tell Mr. Lucas to shut his cakehole?" -- 23.2 kb

"I refuse!" -- 21.6 kb

"Good grief!  What are they doing?" -- 20.5 kb

"I mean that woman!  She's taking down my Y-fronts!" -- 19.8 kb

"And what do you suggest I do with my displays?" -- 21.4 kb

"Shall I tell her, Mr. Grainger?" -- 18.5 kb

"It's a bit tricky at the moment, Captain Peacock." -- 16.9 kb

"Allow me."  "Get out!" -- 18.0 kb

"He does need a hormone injection." -- 19.9 kb

"I wear 'em on me knees when I'm polishin' the parquet." -- 18.1 kb

"Excuse me!" -- 22.3 kb

"Yes!  Yes!  We do!  Just around the corner!" -- 25.1 kb

"Is any coming out?  I can't see."  -- 20.7 kb

Mr. Grainger's pencil goes "all fizzy." -- 13.7 kb

Mrs. Slocombe gets the bad tea. -- 14.9 kb

"It's just the same!" -- 24.1 kb

19. New Look

"It's me shower cap--I couldn't find me umbrella." -- 20.1 kb

"He will mend your parasol...." -- 22.2 Kb

Humphries makes his entrance. -- 21.0 Kb

"Fancy you being a best man." --  21.5 Kb

"This step cost me mother 25 pounds." -- 23.8 Kb

20. Christmas Crackers

Humphries helps a hung-over Lucas out of the lift. -- 20.4 Kb

"You're right, Mr. Grainger--it's the nutcracker suite." -- 18.8 Kb

Another typical inedible canteen lunch.... -- 22.1 Kb

Miss Brahms and her Groucho glasses. -- 22.1 Kb

"Can we have a little more decorum, please?" -- 16.8 Kb

"He reminds me of somebody." -- 13.4 Kb

Captain Peacock isn't happy about being a snowman. -- 23.9 Kb

"He just goosed me in the lift!" -- 19.2Kb

"I wonder whose dainty foot it will fit?" -- 25.9Kb

Upper middle management at Grace Brothers.... -- 19.6 Kb

"...and mince." -- 18.1Kb

"Here's a bottle--let's get blotto!" -- 17.0 Kb

Group shot for the finale. -- 25.6 Kb