"I didn't hear that."  -- 32Kb

Mrs. Slocombe tries to get out of the lift. -- 24Kb

"It's me mother's." -- 27.1Kb

Late again. -- 26.4Kb

"At the tone, the time will be...." -- 23.5Kb

Caught by Captain Peacock. -- 22.0Kb

Lucas is about to get into trouble. -- 20.3Kb

"Pip...pip...pip." -- 22.6Kb

"I'm Rumbold from the Men's."  "You're very well-dressed for a lavatory attendant." -- 18.9Kb

"I'm nearly finished now, Sir." -- 16.4Kb

"My wife filled in the application form, and where it said, ‘sex,’ she put August the third, 1953." -- 15.7Kb

"You're sex-mad.  I'm going to lock the door of my room every night." -- 20.5Kb

"I shan't let you into my confidence if you're going to mock me." -- 21.3Kb

"He said, 'I'm Robin--poof.'" -- 20.1Kb

Humphries and Lucas take the Sheik's inside leg.  -- 22.2 Kb

"Aaaaugh!" -- 23.1 Kb

"How's this?"  "Ideal."  "Aaaaugh!" -- 19.0 Kb

Investigating the chattering teeth inside the swim trunks. -- 17.8 Kb

Mr. Humphries' reaction. -- 20.3 Kb

Captain Peacock rejuvenates Humphries. -- 20.2 Kb

The chattering shorts strike again. -- 18.2 Kb

"Aaaaaaugh!" -- 17.7 Kb

"It's the first time one bit me." -- 19.5 Kb

"You put the revolver and the bomb in the false bottom of your trunk, didn't you?" -- 14.8 Kb

Boarding the plane for the Costa Plonka. -- 21.1 Kb

"What was that?" -- 15.3 Kb

"Are you going to be long?" -- 15.3 Kb

"Ah, you are the Grace Brothers." -- 20.4 Kb

"I'll have you know, these are real boobidoos." -- 20.7 Kb

"Is that loaded?"  "Yes."  "Then I am with us." -- 20.2 Kb

Mr. Grainger gives the Germans his honest opinion. -- 15.7 Kb

Mr. Humphries meets some old friends. -- 18.3 Kb

"The poo-poo grande." -- 18.5 Kb

"Belt up, you're puttin' me off!" -- 14 Kb

"Dear Sexy Knickers...." -- 16.2 Kb

"Dear Sexy Knickers!"  -- 20.3 Kb

"Let me sleep in your tent.  I know I can trust you." -- 20.5 Kb

"I know I've left me hot water bottle, Luv.  Somehow I don't think I'm going to need it." -- 16.6 Kb

"Yes, you're right, the change will do me good." -- 16.2 Kb

Humphries out for a midnight stroll. -- 16.7 Kb

"I'm warning you, Captain Peacock, I'm armed and dangerous." -- 16.7 Kb

Captain Peacock signaling with his Y-fronts. -- 14.7 Kb

"Oh, Stephen, isn't this romantic?" -- 18.1 Kb

"I'm free." -- 18.2 Kb

"No, hold on!  There's a couple of things I've got to see to." -- 17.6 Kb

"The camera cannot lie."  "That's told a couple of  fibs, though, hasn't it? -- 19.0 Kb

Cesar seeks Humphries around the outhouse. -- 14.4 Kb

Humphries had to take refuge in a nunnery. -- 13.8 Kb

"The Earl was very good to me last night." -- 22.5 Kb

"I could over-rule that decision."  -- 15.3 Kb

"Ooooh!" -- 18.5 Kb

"I say, you fellows, we're British!" -- 15.1 Kb

Up goes the outhouse.  -- 21.5 Kb

"I surrender!  I surrender!" -- 16.7 Kb

"You've all done very well." -- 16.0 Kb

"Thank you, Mr. Grace." -- 19.1 Kb