Name...Mash,
Address...Somewhere in the East End
Age...49
Department...Maintenance; head of the Union
Health History...can't remember
Vital Statistics...5'5"
Military Service...Royal Army; got off D-Day by puttin' soap in me mouth and an onion under me arm.
Domestic arrangement... married
Religious Preference...Bank of England
Hobbies...going down Speaker's corner Hyde Park
Special Abilities...puns and speech making
Nickname... none
Wage...more than you, mate
