"It's only a country court, Mrs. Slocombe.  It's not Nuremberg." -- 24.2 Kb

"Doesn't anyone answer the phone?" -- 23.1 Kb

"Meet me behind the bikeshed...." -- 19.3 Kb

"Ah...happy days." -- 20.4 Kb

Walter Peacock Mitty. -- 20.5 Kb

"Yeow!" -- 16.4 Kb

"On second thought, I think I'll take the alternate transport." -- 22.9 Kb

"It's right putting me off bacon." -- 23.5 Kb

"It's better than the Bakerloo line." -- 26.0 Kb

"Sorry to be late; I was getting into my leathers." -- 23.9 Kb

"Blimey!  "E's wearin' a whole cow!" -- 17.3 Kb

Removing the hooligan from court. -- 18.3 Kb

"How did he know it was me?" -- 18.1 Kb

Flipping the bird at the magistrate. -- 19.1 Kb

"She was in bras and I was in socks and Y-fronts." -- 19.7 Kb

"They've called Miss Brahms--now she's bound to put her foot in it." -- 21.1 Kb

"Shirley Brahms, your grace." -- 17.9 Kb

"She'd have a go at anything." -- 18.4 Kb

"Hang the bird in the cellar." -- 25.0 Kb

Mrs. Slocombe goes down. -- 23.4 Kb

"If I seem restless tonight...." -- 23.9 Kb

"We wouldn't want to fumble in the dark, would we?" -- 17.9 Kb

"I saw you through the door at court--you looked ever so handsome." -- 20.5 Kb

"I think you're lovely." -- 19.8 Kb

"When I've finished thinking...." -- 19.9 Kb