Not exactly Bob Vila. -- 20.4 Kb

"They had an assignation in this very attic." -- 24.2 Kb

"Crush me in your strong arms." -- 19.4 Kb

A spooky discovery.  -- 24.0 Kb

"Never thought I'd be sittin' on the back of a trailer slingin' spuds." -- 26.2 Kb

"Tractors, roll!" - 22.1 Kb

"Mr. Rumbold, stop!" -- 21.1 Kb

"I've only got one pair of hands." -- 19.3 Kb

"Plantin' taters..." -- 24.3 Kb

"There's bound to be a  Society for the Preservation of Petrified Pussies." -- 28.7 Kb

On the way to the local museum. -- 30.9 Kb

"I said, 'We're shut'!" -- 26.9 Kb

"I have a pussy of great antiquity." -- 20.8 Kb

"Take a cat from the wall, bad luck shall befall." -- 26.2 Kb

Lemon meringue slime. -- 23.7 Kb

Pretending to be a heavy lorry. -- 22.1 Kb

BOO! -- 19.6 Kb

"Well, stick your fingers in your ears!" -- 18.4 Kb

"Do you feel a rising up?" -- 13.0 Kb

"Is it wind?" -- 26.2 Kb

"It's doing it to me now." -- 21.0 Kb

"Mummy's taking you home." -- 20.0 Kb